my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
i think the worst thing is when you see pretty girls in public and you cant stop staring at them but you afraid they might think you hating like sis i promise i’m just a fan admiring a work of art believe me
seeing a lizard run is the best thing on the planet. the way their whole body wiggles and how their little short leggies go up so high SO FAST and they’re just like hghghHhghgHGHGHG HERE I GO
My favourite is when lizards run on their back legs
